Florida Man November 17th is another scary event in the life of the Florida man. On the 17th November, what did the Florida man do? Read the in depth story below:
Florida man November 17th 2002 – Florida man fights a woman dressed in a ginger cat suit
On the evening of November 17th a Florida man became incensed with a woman who was dressed in a ginger cat suit, claiming to have been leaving a Halloween party nearby. The Florida man called the woman a liar as Halloween was weeks ago, before beginning to beat her with his personal diary and his man clutch bag.
The woman was hospitalized by the Florida man, and was heard shouting “I do not like women who lie, my mom was like you and I beat her too”. The Florida man was believed to have been abused as a child, and was dealing with PTSD at the time of the attack. Judges did not sentence the Florida man to any jail term, but did sentence him to mandatory therapy for PTSD for a minimum of 7 months to help with his recurring problems.
Florida man November 17th 2015 – Florida man builds working rocket in backyard
On November 17th 2015 a Florida man successfully built a working space rocket in his backyard, after investment from locals who wanted to see Lake City back on the map and a NASA base built there.
The Florida man spent 7 years building the rocket by hand, before it was completed and brought substantial tourism into the city, before officers were forced to close the site down due to health and safety reasons.
The Florida man, along with 17 other locals decided that the rocket was to be launched into space on November 17th rather than be closed down, and the rocket was boarded and successfully took off into space. The Florida man, who piloted the rocket has apparently made contact from space requesting provisions to survive his journey, but did not make a port hole to be able to accept goods whilst in space, so he will be forced to return to earth within weeks.
Florida man November 17th 2021 – Florida man claims the afterlife is fake
An idiotic Florida man decided to enter a church during it’s Sunday service on November 17th 2021 and preach that the afterlife was fake, in the house of god. The other attendee’s aggressively reacted, with many of them getting their hot crossed guns out and pointing them at the Florida man.
The Florida man ran forward to the altar before being shot 17 times in the back, and a further 17 times afterwards too. He was attempting to steal the chalice of gods blood that was being held at the front of the church, but luckily for this church all of the attendee’s were packing when they entered.
Wow, telling Christians that the afterlife is fake is one thing, but trying to steal the real blood of Jesus Christ our lord and savior? Absolutely not. This Florida man got what was coming to him, to think the afterlife is not real is a crime against god himself and eternal glory!
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