Florida Man November 15th is another random event in the life of the Florida man. On November 15th, what did the Florida man get up to? Read the full story here:
Florida man November 15th – Florida man caught by police putting meth stash inside cats anus
A Florida man was caught on November 15th stuffing his meth stash inside a cat’s anus during a police chase after robbing a liquor store. The Florida man in question was Daryl Wade, a repeat offender at the same liquor store. A witness at the event told us “he was completely off his head, he was holding a can of 7up thinking it was a bottle of rum”.
When police received the call about the Florida man Daryl, they instantly turned up knowing his history of drug abuse.
When the police arrived, the Florida man attempted to run and plowed through the front double doors before turning the corner and making a break for it. He was caught 2 streets away hidden in an industrial restaurant bin attempting to offload his stash into a cat’s anus, attaching an apple air tag to the cat so he knew where to find it.
Police cornered the Florida man in the bin and removed the cat before sending it off to the local animal hospital. When police arrested the man, they found a hoard of needles and elastic bands on his person, of which he had attempted to stab the officer with.
The Florida man on November 15th was sentenced to 18 months in county court jail for animal cruelty and ordered to attend a 16 week rehab centre to become clean. A witness at the hearing told us “he really had no remorse for what he did, that cat will have PTSD for the rest of its life if any man comes near its anus again”.
It sounds like this Florida man had more than a feline problem when he started to stuff drugs up a cat’s anus. We aren’t surprised or shocked by this story, our only surprise is that the sentence is so short for a crime so severe.