Florida Man March 12th is another random event in the life of the Florida man, on March 12th what happened? Read the crazy story below:
Florida man March 12th – Florida man caught skinny dipping in the mayors pool and soils himself
On the morning of March 12th, a Florida man was caught skinny dipping in the mayor’s pool by security. The Florida man was seen on the security cameras shortly before being cornered by security and held until his arrest on site, the man had reportedly soiled the pool before leaving.
When we caught up with the security guards, they told us “the man was sick of government officials having all of the cake, whilst he has the crumbs”, and proceeded to tell us “we feel for him, but you can’t go dropping turds in nice pools like that, it’s just wrong”.
The Florida man was arrested at the scene on March 12th, shortly after entering the pool. The man was pulled out of the pool and escaped, before entrapping himself in the corner of the estate. The man had soiled the pool before his exit, leaving the police to have to also monitor who enters the pool for their safety.
The Florida man, now named as Joe Wells A.K.A ‘Sloppy Joe’ was sentenced on March 12th to 3 years in the local penitentiary along with 22 hours of community service. The judge was heard telling the Florida man that “you want to serve your community, yet you disrespect it, that is why I am handing you the maximum available sentence for your crime.
Poor Florida man, he was just looking to have a bit of luxury added to his life for a short time but it was taken away so quickly. We really feel for this Florida man, and we think the sentence is harsh, what do you think?
Some Florida men think they are above the law, and above others too. Check out this story of a Florida man trying to enter a school with an ax: Florida officer shoots ax-wielding man accused of trying to enter elementary school (msn.com)