Florida Man February 18th is another scary event in the life of the Florida man. On February 18th, what did the Florida man do? Read the in depth stories below:
Florida man February 18th 2019 – Florida man names meteor that flew 15km away from Earth
A Florida man was credited with the opportunity to name a meteor that flew close to earth, after being the first to call in the sighting on February 18th 2019. The Florida man, named Kevin Darcy, was hailed as a hero as he named the meteor ‘Meaty Ore’, and impressed philosophers across the world with his witty name for the flying rock.
The meteor, named ‘Meaty Ore’, was seen burning up in flames as it almost breached the earth’s atmosphere, before the pressure misdirected the meteor in the opposite direction. The Florida man Kevin was seen celebrating with family and friends locally as the name was officially confirmed.
Florida man February 18th 2003 – Florida man sells truck that he claims ran over esteemed rapper ‘Snoop Dogg’
On February 18th 2003 a Florida man was seen posting his truck on eBay, of which he claimed had recently been used to run over the esteemed rapper Snoop Dogg. The recent attack on Snoop Dogg was apparently an attack from a rival gang, but it seems that it was just a drunk Florida man who hadn’t seen the red light at the time, and proceeded to hit Snoop before driving off in panic.
The truck sold for $170,000, which is an astounding amount for a 1989 farmers truck with 289,000 miles on it.
The Florida man was later arrested for grievous bodily harm as he had admitted to authorities that he had hit the rapper with the truck, and managed to post his $26,000 bail with money from the sale of the truck. All round, running over the esteemed rapper turned out to give the Florida man an opportunity to change his life with the money.
Florida man February 18th 2021 – Florida man caught trafficking
On February 18th 2021 a Florida man was caught attempting to traffic 249 women in from Thailand, to be sold off to royal’s across the world. The Florida man in question, named Archibald Reginald, was seen inspecting multiple HGV vehicles as they crossed the border in from Mexico.
The Florida man was quickly arrested and after emptying the lorries, they discovered over $5 million in pre-paid transactions for the women, and also a diary of all of the prospective buyers too. Although the buyers were not allowed to be publicly named, it is thought that some of the highest ranking officials in the US government have a hand in the plot itself.
Our thoughts
February 18th surely was a busy date for the Florida man, trafficking, attempted murder and naming meteors, you really could not make this stuff up.